Well folks, we discovered something while reading submissions for our B-Movie Edition. Most of you are just too good for us. You couldn’t make yourself write terribly if you tried. Which you did, valiantly, and we thank you. Some of you came awful close, but there just wasn’t enough rotten writing to fill a whole issue. We may, however, feature B-Movie pieces individually on our site from time to time, so keep watching for announcements related to that, and thanks again to everyone who gave it a shot.